i was practicing my guitar in the park when a beautiful girl i didn’t know talked to me. “you’re boring. i’ll turn you into a rock man who likes me.” “you’re cute. if you follow me, you’ll be able to do good things.” then the days of being groped, toyed, and made to ejaculate at a girl’s pace begin – during dates, nipple toys are trained, and urethral jobs with guitar picks. or… my boring daily life has changed completely.
